Jessica Jensen: Porn Awards Interview

jessicaDo you have a pet? If you do, what is it? Got a picture? If you don’t, what would you have if you could?
I’m sad to say that I don’t actually have any pets at the moment. I wish I did- growing up I always had a house full of animals. I always had hamsters as a kid so would love one of those, however it wouldn’t be fair as I spend more time travelling for work than I do in my own house. It sucks as I live two minutes walk from a pet shop. There is a mad cat lady though who lives at the end of my road who houses a minimum of 12 cats at any one time and can often be seen walking aimlessly up and down the street carrying a bag of cat shit… Or a cat. If you dare to leave a window or door open (which I do a lot) then you are likely to find the generous gift of a cat in your house, which can often take a while to remove, so I guess in a way this makes me an honorary cat owner? Or something,

Do you ever forget to put your knickers on when you go out?
I wouldn’t say I “forget” so much- however if I’m webcamming and need to pop out for food or whatever, I usually just put onleggings and a coat/jacket and don’t bother with any underwear at all- No one can see (touch wood) and it’s “naughty” isn’t it??? Actually to be honest it would be better described as laziness but hey, there’s your answer!

Are you superstitious? Ever been to a psychic? Do you believein magic?
No,I think horoscopes are a load of shite, but I played an excellent prank on a friend once who believed in all that stuff. A psychic told him he would be dead by his 20th birthday, which was in eight months time…
He genuinely seemed freaked out by it and said he wouldn’t leave the house until midnight on his 20th birthday in case something happened to him. So I changed all the clocks in his house to say it was midnight when it was actually 11pm and only told him when we left his house and got to the bar… He freaked out big time and wouldn’t leave his seat, while me and our friends teased him until the clock really did strike midnight, and we all lived happily ever after. The end. To this day I believe the whole psychic reading thing was somehow a set up by someone who didn’t like him- that or the psychic was just a bitter, man hater who want to screw with as many male heads as possible. Or she was just really crap at her job.

Have you ever had any embarrassing moments when people have recognised who you are?
Yes I have a couple of times, and while I am flattered that I am getting recognition for my work, however there is a time and a place for it. For example, not when I’m with my nan. In a garden centre cafe. Trying to enjoy a cup of tea and a flapjack. And by that I mean I once got recognised when I was with my nan in a garden centre cafe trying to enjoy a cup of tea and a flapjack. I have been recognised on the tube and in night clubs a couple of times. Some guy went bezerk at West Ham train station once because apparently he had been having a wank over me the night before, and felt the need to tell me this. Loudly. But I guess that’s the price of any kind of fame, innit??

What’s been the highlight of your career so far?
There have been several, but probably the “big” highlight for me was winning the award for Best Newcomer at the 2012 UKAP awards… It would be nice to win in my category this year, although everyone nominated is awesome and deserves to win 🙂 If I do win though, I will try and conduct
myself in a more ladylike manner this time, as last year I tripped getting on stage, belched into the microphone and told everyone how drunk I was. Other than drunken shenanigans at awards shows, I have thoroughly enjoyed all the travelling I have had the chance to do- both here and abroad. At the time of writing this, I have just come back from Barcelona where I shot for three days and also recently been to Brussels which I loved- it is a beautiful city and one I hope to experience again!

Who gave you your first orgasm? Was it with yourself, girlfriend, boyfriend?
I am proud to say I was the both the giver and receiver of my own first orgasm. I was in my teens and had no idea what was happening at first as I had never climaxed before- It felt weird and good both at the same time. It was the beginning of many self inflicted pleasurable experiences to to come… (Please excuse the awful but well timed pun there)

Does size matter?
Errr… In my personal opinion? Maybe. I have never dated a guy with a “small” penis but can imagine that if you really liked someone it wouldn’t really matter? As long as it was physically possible to actually have sex with them, i.e. They weren’t ridiculously massive, or ridiculously small “down there”.

Sex or shopping? Which would you choose? Half an hour of sex with Johnny Depp or half an hour of shopping with Roman Abramovitch’s credit card?
As sexy as I have found Johnny Depp in some of his films, I think I would prefer to go shopping, as the stuff I bought would surely give me pleasure for longer than just half an hour (Or at least I hope it would anyway judging from the amount I paid for it all!)

You got a bit wrecked last night and can’t quite remember what happened, who would you rather find in bed next to you when you wake up? Wayne Rooney or Shrek?
I think that’s a trick question isn’t it, as they same both the same person?! But would I like to wake up next to Shrek Rooney? No.

What do you find more attractive in a man? Money or Power (presume both have a big cock)?
Another tick question? As far as my experiences go, with power comes money (Not sure about the other way around?)… Neither necessarily come with a well endowered penis attached but you get my point!

Do you squirt?
No, I have come close to it, but never actually done it. I personally don’t think it’s very sexy and have no idea how it would feel to actually squirt for the first time… but each to their own- maybe my day will one day come (again excuse the pun) and I will find out?!

What’s a better 3sum for you? You and two guys or you with one guy and one girl?
I prefer one guy and one girl- ya know, mix it up a little!! I have only done this once in my private life, off camera- It was the first time I had ever stayed sober at a party… A bit interesting that is, that my first (and one of my only) experiences of “casual sex” was a threesome at the one party where I was the only person who didn’t actually get drunk!

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