Tits, glorious tits, how we love them so! If, like me, the sight of a well formed pair of boobies makes you feel all happy and warm inside and if, like me, you’ve ever considered yourself as something of an expert on the female anatomy then this article is a must read for you. Discover a few fascinating facts (and get to perv a few pairs too)!
10. Female humans are the only primate that have permanent breasts. All other mammal species only develop full breasts whilst suckling their young, it remains unknown why humans differ, though one theory is that breasts serve as a sign of ‘reproductive value’.
9. The Guinness World Record holder for the largest natural breasts is Annie Hawkins-Turner. Her chest measures 70 inches over the nipples and around her back, that amounts to 3.5 feet of cleavage (with each side weighing in at 56 pounds), and a bra size of 102ZZZ!
8. Breast orgasms exist! Women can orgasming through nipple stimulation. In one study of 213 women, 29 percent said they had experienced a “breast orgasm” at one point or another. A 2011 study in the Journal of Sexual Medicine that used MRIs to track cortical responses to different types of physical stimulation found that nipple self-stimulation led to activation in the brain’s genital sensory cortex, a result the researchers called “unexpected.”
7. Unhappy with your girl’s breast size? Give it a minute. Tits fluctuate month-to-month and even minute-to-minute. AND breasts can swell by up to 25 percent during moments of intense sexual arousal, they get erect…just like a penis!
6. It’s perfectly normal for women to have one breast that’s larger than the other. And for around 65 percent of women, it’s the left one. No one really knows why the left side tends to be bigger, although one suggests that immune hypersensitivity (which is higher on the left side of the body) has an impact on hormones that help determine breast size and shape.
5. There are commonly 4 types of nipple. ‘Normal’ – that stick out a few millimeters from the areola and then grow even more when cold. ‘Flat’ – that only protrude when cold or stimulated. ‘Puffy’- have raised areola and ‘Inverted’- which are essentially are turned inwards.
4. Men not interested in fatherhood find large tits far less attractive. Research results revealed that men who wished to remain childless preferred smaller breasts, while men who preferred larger breasts had a desire to become a dad.
3. Big tits may attract gold diggers! Poor men like big breasts while financially secure men prefer smaller breasts. According to Psychology Today, the amount of money a man earns has a lot to do with the size of breasts he prefers. The study determined that poorer men or men experiencing “resource insecurity” preferred larger breasts while those who were financially well off preferred smaller boobs.
2. The average boobie weighs 1.1 lbs and contains 4-5% of the body’s fat.
1. Staring at tits can extend your life by up to five years!! A German study claims that staring at women’s’ breasts for ten minutes a day will prolong a man’s life by five years. The legitimacy of this particular study has been questioned, but I say why take the risk? Perv away Soldiers!
And a half… Bras accelerate sagging. Wearing a bra is completely useless for women and may 
actually cause more harm than good. Women who don’t wear a bra are able to develop more muscle tissue, which provides natural support. It’s also suggested that when bras are worn, the restrictive material prevents such tissue from growing, which may actually accelerate sagging. A Professor Rouillin says: “Medically, physiologically, anatomically – breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity. On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra.”. So there you have it all the ladies should be freeboobing, it’s a scientific FACT!
