Pornhub Send New Laptop to Fan

A man who smashed his computer to conceal the pornography he was watching from his mother is being sent a new laptop by adult entertainment website, Pornhub.

The randy teenager – who has been named only as Denzel – tweeted his tragic tale, featuring a picture of the smashed laptop with the caption:

“Mum was walking up the stairs and Pornhub decided to freeze, I had no other choice”.

However, his porn-watching days are not over thanks to the website which saw his story and decided to cheer him up.

Vice President Corey Price of Pornhub said:

“We got wind of what happened to Denzel and his laptop over the last few days, and realise that this is a common, yet tragic modern day mis-FAP of the average Pornhub fan.

As a result, we would like to send him a brand new laptop alongside some awesome Pornhub swag to use for his continued pleasure.”

Now that is what you call going the extra mile!

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